With Apologies to Lerner and Loewe

Illustration credit: Google Images

Sung to the tune of "I'm Getting Married in the Morning" 
from My Fair Lady

There's just a few more hours, that's all the time they've left

A few more hours, before they all get swept...

Oh, they're getting swept up in the EVEning!

Ding dong the Earth is gonna chime!

Untie yer Pale Horse! They've ridden their course,

So get them Raptured up on time!

When they are flying, don't shoot 'em down,

Cuz we are shooing fanatics from our towns!

Oh, they're getting swept up in the EVEning!

Ding dong the Earth is gonna chime!

Untie yer Pale Horse! They've ridden their course,

So get them Raptured up, get them Raptured up

For Earth's sake get them Raptured uuuuuup

On tiiiiiiiiiiiime!

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Thank you, Harold Camping and similarly-minded extreme religious fanatics. 

While I pray for healing of the untold pain your fervent beliefs have inflicted on your families & communities

(seriously, an eschatological mom was thwarted from taking out her kids and suiciding over this) 

...you've unquestionably helped me and my friends to party like it's 2013.